Yuck!

Yesterday Joe came home very proud with this story:

At the mine, there aren't any bathrooms anywhere near where we are working, so sometimes we have to poop in a bucket. This was one of those days. "that's disgusting" I said. "And then what do you do with the bucket?" I asked foolishly. I put a bag in the bucket before hand, and then when I was done, I took the bag and threw it down one of the blast holes so that when they blast, my poop will fly into the air!

Seriously. What is wrong with boys.