Where is the technology I need!

One of the problems with living in Ely is that your options are limited on businesses. For instance, my bank does not exist in Ely and the closest branch is 215 miles away! Now, I need to deposit money TODAY, and I cannot unless I take a really long drive. You would think that with all of the technology these days, there would be some way to get the money in there with out having to leave the city, but sadly no. Even western union takes at least 2 business days to deposit the money into my account. Obviously I should have switched banks by now, but I just really don't want to! It's 2008 people! Why can't I get the money in there!!!! So, in short, I am off to Utah to go to the bank. :(